you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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