her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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