I want to stick my p in your. b.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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