we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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