It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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