Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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