idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Randomize
