bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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