Apparently you make a good broom.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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