Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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