Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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