I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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