Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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