he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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