But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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