Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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