dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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