Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just high enough for therapy.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
