Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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