3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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