you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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