what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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