it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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