quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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