HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
