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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
