The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
