scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
