I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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