White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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