She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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