She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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