I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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