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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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