I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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