no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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