I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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