my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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