Can Purell be used as lube?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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