Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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