god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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