what if I'm pregnant?
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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