It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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