I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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