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(863): View more from Florida

I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(805): View more from California

there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

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(618): View more from Illinois

So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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(512): View more from Texas

Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!

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(520): View more from Arizona

last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls

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(239): View more from Florida

Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs

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