about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
All the doctor said was why
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
