i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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