True but thats because hes a fetus.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I smell like Dick and happiness
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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