I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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