I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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