What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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