..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
