You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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